I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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