It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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