wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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