My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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