At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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