I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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