Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
How naked do you want me to be?
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