so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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