worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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