Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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