I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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