what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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