brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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