He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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