Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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