I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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