You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
They have beer where we have blood.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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