i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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