Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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