so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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