why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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