Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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