This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Randomize
