your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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