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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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