I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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