Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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