It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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