I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
