this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
love makes seman taste better
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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