You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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