My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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