No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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