$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
