Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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