When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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