I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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