I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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