i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize