at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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