I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
i think my cat just said my name.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
