it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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