Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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