have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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