just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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