WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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