went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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