If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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