why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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