Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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