Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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