you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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