kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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