First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
