brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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